Traveling to America following the death of his grandfather, Bruce repeatedly had to battle stereotypes and discrimination as a poor immigrant. His yellow skin and an uncanny resemblance to his legendary kung fu namesake led many to assume he was a martial arts expert, including the Italian Mafia, who duped him into joining their cocaine smuggling operations under the guise of flour distribution. But that's a story for another time...
April 1st, 2018 | 1 hr 22 mins
comedy, cynic, motorcycle, pet peeves, podcasting, profanity, protests, telemarketing
We go over a Podcast Pet Peeve list and then go into our very own pet peeves. Guinea John hates loud motorcycles, Bruce hates telemarketers, and Jeff hates protests. But we all love a good AC song. wink
March 18th, 2018 | 1 hr 25 mins
2008, comedy, cynic, cynic route, driving, driving pet peeves, legalization, marijuana, traffic
We talk a lot about driving in this one. We look at a traffic pet peeves list, we discuss legalizing ganja, and reminisce about the terrible year, 2008. Buckle up because things get bumpy on the PA Turnpike.
March 8th, 2018 | 55 mins 18 secs
9/11, assassination, australia, comedy, competitive eating, cynic, cynic route, exorcism, patriots
On this episode we take an Australian slang quiz, watch an exorcism video, we talk about competitive eating, we link 9/11 to the New England Patriots, and Guinea John questions historical assassinations. Go ahead, give it a listen...
February 26th, 2018 | 1 hr 14 mins
bananas, comedy, cynic, dukes of hazard, full house, kevin spacey, kiss, louis ck, potassium, route, uncle jesse
On this episode we discuss how KISS is garbage, how Dukes of Hazard Uncle Jesse is superior to Full House Uncle Jesse, eating healthy and how we know nothing about potassium, the end of Kevin Spacey, and Pulp Fiction vs Reservoir Dogs.
February 22nd, 2018 | 1 hr 29 secs
3d, balls, bon jovi, colonoscopy, comedy, cynic, drive-in, movie, route
We discuss the vulnerabilities of balls, Bruce's trip to the 3D movie marathon, Guinea John's deep seeded hatred for Bon Jovi, and Jeff's colonoscopy. Yum, who wants dessert?
February 22nd, 2018 | 1 hr 23 mins
cirque du soleil, comedy, cynic, fantasy, italian, poop, raspberry, route, sci fi
We discuss personal poop stories, cirque du soleil, the origins of raspberry flavoring, italian stereotypes, sci fi versus fantasy, and we get way too personal with some butt health.