Taking the Cynic Route
Where Raunchy Wit and Nostalgia meet Bootleg Intellect.
We found 6 episodes of Taking the Cynic Route with the tag “baseball”.
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Episode 45: The Coup and You: The Truth Behind 9/11, Fred Durst, and the 2001 VMA's
October 22nd, 2020 | 3 hrs 53 secs
2001 mtv vmas, 9/11, album releases, austin, baseball, buying shoes, chester bennington, children of the corn, china, covid, crapping your pants, debate, dick tracy, dream theater, economy, false flags, fred durst, gift giving, hershey's yuengling, jerry nadler, joe biden, joe rogan, john podesta, kerry von erich, lantern flies, linda hamilton, masks, mlb, new jersey, nfl, party music, poop, pro wrestling, rick moranis, rob ford, sarah huckabee sanders, sports, staind, stephen king, stink bugs, texas, the coup, the world trade center, trump, truth or dare, yard sales
LEGENDARY! The Trio Nuevo strikes again with Jeff, Beer Can, and Scott makin' the magic happen for episode 45B (details inside). From Presidential COVID to doom and gloom come winter time. From "Truth or Dare" gone wrong to crapping your pants while trippin'. From prophetic album covers released on 9/11 to deep throatin' McDonald's soft serve. We have a little something for everyone. Beer Can Billy is still handing out fake scratch-offs and Sarah Huckabee Sanders is still killin' our boners. If this isn't the best thing you've listened to all week then John Podesta isn't the father of Chester Bennington. DOWNLOAD, LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, SHARE.
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Episode 40: A Guinea in the Garage is Worth Two Jackin' Off in the Bush
April 30th, 2020 | 2 hrs 58 mins
baltimore, baseball, bill o'reilly, coronavirus, covid-19, fake news, heather mills, hot open mic, italian food, jim norton, kavanaugh, kyle larson, media, miscarriage, nirvana, opie and anthony, orioles, papa roach, paul mccartney, politics, pro wrestling, protests, puddle of mudd, ravens, serial masturbater, shinedown, sopranos, susan collins, tony soprano, uncle junior, white house
Another quarantined episode in the book. Sad to see a milestone like number 40 being done streamed with one guy at the octagon, one guy fumbling with his mic from his basement 5 miles away, and one guy from his garage/cavern 3,000 miles away. But we made it work. In fact, we made up for the garbage sound quality with the quality of our content. Just kidding. No intro, just three hours of the route that is cynic. We gots deadlines to keeps. DOWNLOAD, LIKE, SHARE, SUBSCRIBE.
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Episode 29: Beer Can Billy is Gaye for Fried Chicken
May 19th, 2019 | 2 hrs 7 mins
amy schumer, avengers, baseball, bernie sanders, budd dwyer, catherine pugh, childhood, chris farley, dr.dre, eastpoint mall, endgame, faces of death, fried chicken, jfk, joe biden, john lennon, marisa tomei, marvin gaye, memories, michael jackson, millennials, ms. piggy, pulp fiction, reginald denny, sam kinison, steve mcnair, tiger woods, traces of death, tropic thunder, whitney houston, youth baseball
It's been too long! Episode 29 of TTCR coming at ya with a vengeance. Special guest "Beer Can" Billy shares some quality stories. From accidental childhood racism to jerking off while driving, we cover all angles. We surprise Guinea John with Chris Farley's death photo and reminisce about "Faces of Death." So many random topics and sound effects, there's too much to list. Grab a snack, sit back, and listen to those sweet, sweet Baltimore accents. DOWNLOAD, LIKE, SHARE, SUBSCRIBE.
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Episode 28: I'll take 'Things You Would Defecate On' for a $1000, Alex.
April 29th, 2019 | 1 hr 48 mins
baseball, bill hicks, brave new world, busta rhymes, dallas buyers club, economy, family guy, fart, korean pop, mark paul gosselaar, matthew mcconaughey, middle east, missy elliot, morgan freeman, my buddy, oozinator, orioles, peter dinklage, peter griffin, queefing, rothschild, sam kinison, saved by the bell, scuttled, seven deadly sins, shel silverstein, snl, spring, super soaker, ten commandments
Spring has sprung like Guinea John out of his seat when the drugs show up. Episode 28 starts off with some O's baseball talk and quickly enters the realm of farts and queefs. We dissect some more CUMmercials and pretend to know things about religion. The ghost of Sam Kinison makes his frequent appearance, we contemplate things we would crap on for $1k, and determine no one truly knows anything about the afterlife. "Thou shalt not thrust thy Oozinator toward thy neighbor." DOWNLOAD, LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, SHARE! Check out our PATREON page for more patron only content.
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Episode 19: Happiness is a Warm Pun, Stephen...
December 3rd, 2018 | 1 hr 29 mins
baseball, comedy, cynic, donald trump, james brady, john hinckley, john lennon, kavanaugh, liza minnelli, louis ck, mlb, podcast, ronald reagan, rusty kuntz, star wars, stephen king, susan collins, ttcr
On this mini masterpiece we touch a little bit of everything. From politics to baseball and Louis CK to the Star Wars Xmas special. We even dive into a conspiracy theory pinning John Lennon's murder on world famous author Stephen King. Honestly, there is just too much nonsensical hilarity to list so you might as well just download and listen.
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Episode 15: Blowfly, Don't Bother Soon-Yi
September 10th, 2018 | 2 hrs 5 mins
baseball, blowfly, chris davis, kaepernick, metoo, morgan freeman, nofx, orioles, roseanne barr, social media, televangelist private jet, tim tebow, woody allen
We welcome Beer Can Billy into the studio to share stories and opinions in that sweet, thick, terribly authentic Baltimore accent. We talked about gross people in public, Orioles baseball, and social media's impact on public opinion. We talked about the scandals of the day which were Rosanne Barr, NoFx singer's "off color" quote, and a wealthy televangelist who needs a 4th private jet. Bruce defends Woody Allen to the bitter end and Blowfly and An@l C%t compete for best song titles. Even more topics than I can keep listing so just listen to it already. Download, Like, Share, and SUBSCRIBE. Check out the Ol' Patreon for Patron Only Content!